Name: South Bend Shovel Slayer
Duration: P00H02M36S
Description: What if Old Man Marley actually was a homicidal maniac?

South Bend Shovel Slayer

by Steel Titan

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What if Old Man Marley actually was a homicidal maniac?

lyrics

Back in '58
He killed his whole family
And half the people on the block
Now he hides out
In this neighborhood
Salting the sidewalk
He bashes heads in
With a shovel
Child, woman, or man
And then after they are dead
He stuffs them in a trash can

South Bend Shovel Slayer!
This is not a public service
South Bend Shovel Slayer!
Killing people with a shovel
South Bend Shovel Slayer!
He makes the sidewalk safe to walk
South Bend Shovel Slayer!
Except for all the shovel murder

Not enough evidence to convict
The cops can't find the bodies
Buried in a garbage can
Not on the sidewalk rotting
Don't go walking after dark
Or even to your shed
He'll be right there with a shovel
Bludgeoning your head

South Bend Shovel Slayer!
This is not a public service
South Bend Shovel Slayer!
Killing people with a shovel
South Bend Shovel Slayer!
He makes the sidewalk safe to walk
South Bend Shovel Slayer!
Except for all the shovel murder

The garbage can full of salt
That's where he keeps his victims
The salt
Turns the bodies...
Into mummies!

South Bend Shovel Slayer!
This is not a public service
South Bend Shovel Slayer!
Killing people with a shovel
South Bend Shovel Slayer!
He makes the sidewalk safe to walk
South Bend Shovel Slayer!
Except for all the shovel murder

South Bend Shovel Slayer!
Old Man Marley's on the prowl
South Bend Shovel Slayer!
Stuffing people into trash cans
South Bend Shovel Slayer!
Never gonna find the bodies
South Bend Shovel Slayer!
'Cause they're salty little mummies